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Volume 7, No. 1


O Mordecai, Where Art Thou?
By Juan Rodriguez


Quebecite: A Jazz Fantasia In Three Cantos
Reviewed by Kelly Murphy

A House By The Sea
Reviewed by Ian McGillis

The Speaking Cure
Reviewed by Mark Heffernan

The Applecross Spell
Reviewed by Eleni Zisimatos Auerbach

Universal Recipients
Reviewed by Eleni Zisimatos Auerbach

Black Bird
Reviewed by X.I. Selene

A Sunday At The Pool In Kigali
Reviewed by Edward R. Smith

Song For My Father
Reviewed by Mary Soderstrom

The Heart Is An Involuntary Muscle
Reviewed by Kim Bourgeois

Another Book About Another Broken Heart
Reviewed by Poppy Wilkinson

Without Cease The Earth Faintly Trembles
Reviewed by Jessica Ticktin

fiction at a glance

After All!
Reviewed by Margaret Goldik

Moosehead Anthology #9: Career Suicide! Contemporary Literary Humour
Reviewed by Ian McGillis


Respectable Burial: Montreal's Mount Royal Cemetery
Reviewed by Margaret Goldik

Shoshanna's Story: A Mother, A Daughter, And The Shadows Of History
Reviewed by Elizabeth Johnston

Louis Riel
Reviewed by Philip Hawes

Tables For One: A Spanish Journal
Reviewed by Sarah Rosenfeld

Practice Imperfect
Reviewed by Joan Eyolfson Cadham

Ha! A Self-murder Mystery
Reviewed by Anne Cimon

Spoken Here: Travels Among Threatened Languages
Reviewed by Jill Rollins

non-fiction at a glance

Reviewed by Margaret Goldik

A Love Of Reading: The Second Collection
Reviewed by Margaret Goldik

Entering The War Zone: A Mohawk Perspective On Resisting Invasions
Reviewed by Margaret Goldik

Drive I-95: Exit By Exit Info, Maps, History And Trivia
Reviewed by Margaret Goldik

Crooked Smile
Reviewed by Margaret Goldik

Four Hundred Brothers And Sisters
Reviewed by Margaret Goldik

After Notman: Montreal Views - A Century Apart
Reviewed by Ian McGillis


Snow Formations
Reviewed by Bert Almon

In The Worshipful Company Of Skinners
Reviewed by Bert Almon

Bamboo Church
Reviewed by Bert Almon

An Abc Of Belly Work
Reviewed by Bert Almon

young readers

Emma's Story
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

The Mole Sisters And The Fairy Ring
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

The Mole Sisters And The Way Home
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

Learning With Animals
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

Sink Or Swim
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

Suki's Kimono
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

Peter's Pixie
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

A Friend For Sam
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

Sam's First Halloween
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

Tales Of Court And Castle
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

Think For Yourself: A Kid's Guide To Solving Life's Dilemmas And Other Sticky Problems
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

Nellie Mcclung: Voice For The Voiceless
Reviewed by Carol-Ann Hoyte

Tables For One: A Spanish Journal
By Robert Johnson
paper 174 pp.
Price-Patterson 1-896881-38-6

Spain the Hard Way

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New Document Tables for One is the true story of a year Montreal native Robert Johnson spent in Spain working on a novel about a slew of quirky circus performers. The fact that the novel has yet to be finished is not kept secret, nor is the fact that he was in the eleventh season (a kinder, gentler word for year) of his attempt. He doesn't get much further in his year in Spain in 1985-1986 but the eventual outcome is a completed (and yes, published) travel journal of an introspective journey through Spain.

As a thirty-something rootless writer, Roberto - as he calls himself - records his daily experiences as a man adrift in a land of foreign language and social custom. He is a procrastinating hypochondriac, dramatizing aches and pains, and suffering from waves of nausea and anxiety that don't exactly help in his novel project. Not even a bus trip (to a place he's already visited) gives him the sense of getting somewhere.

Many writers can attest to the feeling of always meaning to write but never quite getting around to it. Johnson is consumed with his unfinished novel, theoretically at least. A severe case of writer's block installs itself in his head, and further distraction comes from his attempts to balance his solitary garret existence by meeting women.

In his own words, Johnson is a "wandering eunuch." Seemingly with great ease he picks up women in just about any situation: on a bus, where motion sickness leaves him weak and miserable; in a stationery store while choosing a sheet of paper to send a letter - a task he somehow finds complicated and over-analytical; or while asking for directions in his frothy Spanish lisp while on the lookout for thieves and bandits who might try to rob him. But none of his budding romances bloom.

Though he proves himself an overachiever in his attention to detail, the details themselves are what make this book extremely funny: the moment where Johnson stuffs a sock in his mouth after slicing his tongue on the jagged foil lid of a cup of strawberry yoghurt in a hurried dash to the store for some toilet paper; a vivid, noisy account of a fellow train passenger's illness which elicits from Johnson "severe stomach churning and nasal burps with an asparagus aura."

Some optimism is restored to Johnson's failed romantic idea of travel:

"Surely drifting back and forth between cities I had already visited, in a culture I scarcely understood, in a language that wasn't my own, in the hope of completing a novel I hadn't been able to crack in ten years, and finding the love of my life to boot, was my own tilt at windmills. A strange pride came over me. Being passionate about things that didn't make much sense was part of a great tradition here. And on the road I couldn't help but feel it."

Add all this to a large dose of self-mockery, a constant stream of bodily functions failing to cooperate in the most inconvenient situations, a reference or two to Hemingway and Don Quixote, and a glimpse of Spanish society - just enough to get the gist - and you've got a very entertaining read.

Sarah Rosenfeld is a writer and associate editor for a travel and leisure magazine for Canadian physicians.